kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

too tired to make a post with real words so here’s a meme

kurtcobainsgreencardigan asked:

hey mr. neil, do you have anything weird to say about the michael jackson thing you couldnt say to the media but can say here because it will never see the light of day?

neil-gaiman:

I’m baffled that it’s become a news story.

In 1996 I had a meeting with the then-studio boss of Warner’s, Bill Gerber, and he mentioned that Michael Jackson had called a few days before having heard rumors of the Elliott and Rossio scripted Sandman to say he wanted to play Morpheus. That was all I ever heard, the film never went further than a couple of scripts. That’s all I know and I don’t think there is any more than that to be known.

I wrote again :) Enjoy this absolute filth, I had way too much fun writing it.

just-shower-thoughts:

We all had fun with twosday 2/22/2022 but another day is lurking in the future… 3/3/33 lands on a Thursday making it THIRDSDAY

callmehopeless:

chaoshrimp-deactivated20211227:

callmehopeless:

So I managed to get Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the first time the other day, and I had some with milk

Dear Americans: what, and I say this as nicely as possible, the FUCK

This is essentially Cereal Heroin, but also - for breakfast? THIS?! THIS…SUGAR MOUNTAIN CONFECTIONERY BLIZZARD?! FOR MY FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY?! IN MY KITCHEN?!

I literally don’t understand. My brain refuses to comprehend it. It’s brilliant. It’s impossible. It’s my nightmare

It’s my favorite cereal. 😂😂 also - makes a killer crumbled topping for desserts and muffins

Excuse me while I go write these notes down real quick

That’s one of the tamer cereals. Marshmallow Frosted Flakes is pure sugar and I love it.

Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

no-mere-mortals:

i-restuff:

augustdementhe:

hulking-godless-child-beast:

0palite:

snenby-with-two-daggers:

bigexcluder:

catradoraism:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

princesskuragina:

captainlordauditor:

malewifenat:

.. i’m palestinian

same energy

there’s more

SIGH

madeofstarsandfairylights:

tigerses:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

rockdownu:

mysharona1987:

This is eXACTLY why I quit my job last year!!!

astraltrickster:

yiffmaster:

catgirldick:

404computerhamstersnotfound:

captain-price-officially:

captain-price-officially:

Psychology textbook diagrams never cease to amaze me

ok y'all this isn’t a psych textbook gaslighting you into thinking it’s normal and ok for your boss to yell at you, it’s specifically about understanding that other people’s treatment of you is usually more about them than you.

If your boss is pissy with you, it’s absolutely more healthy to understand that behavior as a reflection of his mental state rather than of your worth as an employee.

It’s not a psych textbook’s job to advise you how to improve your workplace or say what is/isn’t acceptable treatment by a boss. It’s an example of detaching your own self-worth from how other people treat you.

^^THIS!

In fact, if you let yourself think of other people’s treatment as a reflection on YOU more than it is on THEM, it can prevent you from getting things done.

Or, in other words,